31/03/2020

Mercenary Abduction, #4

All this mercenary wants is to kill and
ISBN  1481958798 
(ISBN13: 9781481958790)
loot his way to fame and fortune, but his plans change when a human steals his heart.

Makl is looking to become the greatest mercenary the universe has known. In true family tradition, he leaves a trail of mayhem and bodies where he goes. Steals the most priceless of items, radishes female's left and right. But that all ends the day he comes across the biggest prize of all - a human barbarian.
Makl is looking to become the greatest mercenary the universe has known. In true family tradition, he leaves a trail of mayhem and bodies wherever he goes. Steals the most priceless of items, radishes female's left and right. But all that ends the day he comes across the biggest prize of all - a human barbarian.
Fooled into thinking her a priceless virgin and captivated by her pale skinned, two-breasted frame, he abducts her, or at least means to. His plan goes somewhat awry. The not-so-innocent human becomes his partner in crime instead of his prisoner, and together they from an unstoppable duo. Tales of their misdeeds and budding passion become a universal sensation, but there's no room in a mercenary's life for a mate. Or is there?
For the first time in his life, the Mercenary's Guide to Prosperity doesn't have an answer to Mall's questions, and there's no visible threat for him to kill. What's a poor, purple mercenary to do? Admit he's in love - or ditch the delectable human?
238 pages
Published February 7th 2013 (Create)

First Impression

Makl seems to caught up in the shadow on his mercenary cousins and plans to best them by any means possible.
Olivia we meet at an auction she tries to appear meek and innocent, but we later learn she is anything but innocent.

My Rating  ⭐⭐⭐

Although there was a prologue I found myself slipping to the first chapter....
 "Memorizing his handbook - A Mercenary's Guide to Prosperity" Makl want to become the greatest mercenary in the universe, especially when it comes to his cousins. 
As the story unfolds we find out more about Olivia.... She is a con artist.
Together they escape prison and the sparks fly. 
From there it seems to be sex, jobs, and more sex. I found it difficult to get focused to read from chapter 9.
I don't know if I would recommend Mercenary Abduction it seemed more like a chore to read.

Quote

 "'Say it again.' 'say what? Suck me harder? Can't I get a moment to recover, you insatiable barbarian' Olivia laughed. 'No, purple. The other thing."






20/03/2020

Dual Abduction, #3

ISBN 0986915491 
(ISBN13: 9870986915499)
They both wanted her. The question was, could they share her?
Abducted by alien slavers, along with her group of  teenage misfits, Louisa doesn't think her week can get any stranger until two big purple warriors arrive to the rescue--and then fight over who gets to keep her. Not interested in a winner, she clobbers them, but when they regain consciousness, they're even more determined to claim her.
Best friends, Brax and Xarn, share eveeything; loot, jobs and trouble, until they come across a luscious human that stirs their possessive side. Their battle over who gets to keep her ends in a tie due to matching concussions, but what's a bruise or two when it comes to winning her as a mate. When she keeps denying them both, they put aside their rivalry to team up and claim the one they want.
151 Pages
Published March 12th 2012

First Impression

Louisa has to deal with "chasing down teens who keen slipping away, trying to steal a smoke, tease the cute security guard, having one return three wallets, and making another apologise for sticking gum on a statue's nuts" from her "delinquents in training"
Brax and Xarn only seen to think about drinking, money and where they can but their dicks.

 My Rating⭐⭐⭐⭐
I enjoyed dual abduction more than the previous two, there was a lot more humour and action besides the MMF sex scenes.
I would recommend duel abduction for the laughs 

Quotes

"Put him over a barrel and spank him in public"
 
"Big hands, big feet, big dick, let's eat"

19/03/2020

Intentional Abduction, #2

Aylia is on a quest to get pregnant,
ISBN 0986915459
(ISBN13: 9780986915451)
and I'm the time-honored tradition of her people, she must kidnap a suitable make for the task. Seducing the reluctant warrior is harder than she expected, especially when her body turns traitor and melts at his touch. When he flips the situation around and takes her prisoner, he doesn't just steal her body. He also takes her heart. And she might just have to kill him to get it back.
Being the scourge of the galaxy comes with consequences, like women wanting his body, but Jaro's never had someone kidnap him for his seed. Fighting the female's allure, the captive becomes the captor, and he learns that not all battles are fought with fists and knives. Although, the sword between his legs gives her it's best shot.
Through the vastness of space, brothels and unmentionable place in between, can this stubborn pair overlook their pride and past to come together? Or will they forever abduct and pleasurably torture each other?
182 pages
Published October 8th 2011 (self published)

First Impression

Aylia is basically looking for a sperm donor without going to the bank 🏦, as it is the custom on her adopted families home planet. She comes across Jaro, the typical bad boy in a fight.
After she captures him all the sexual fun begins.

My Rating ⭐⭐⭐

The reason why is because there wasn't much happening apart from the constant need to have sex! 
Although it is another giggle fest, it would be so much more interesting to read if there was digging more happening behind the scenes.

Quotes

"What do expect me to do lay down to die"

Accidental Abduction, #1

It was supposed to be a simple job. Grab some specimens from Earth and sell them on the interstellar black markets. In and out with no one the wiser, except Tren accidentally abducts a human.
A barbaric female, who doesn't know how to be quiet and obey. That will effect her selling price especially since she only possesses two breasts, and a single mouth. Yet in spite of her shortcomings there is something about her spitfire nature that intrigues him.
Maybe he should keep her. He's definitely not keen on getting rid of her after he seduces her.
A space pirate doesn't usually fall in love, but when an enemy decides to take Megan, Tren realizes he will do anything to get her back.
110 pages
Published May 22nd 2011 (Eve Langlais)

First Impression

Megan seems to have zero luck in the relationship department...her boyfriend dumps her in the sea, trying to off her. Only for her to be rescued by Tren, who seems to be a world 🌎 class jerk, by accident. One minute they bicker and the next they are partaking in full blown sex scene. 

My Rating ⭐⭐⭐

The reason why is because even though I enjoyed reading it there was a lack of depth and detail when any action seemed to happen it seemed a little rushed. 

Quotes

 "Once you go purple, baby, you, can never go back"